10-07-2009                      F i c t i o n prev next

                Ram said I could have her placenta if I want. But I'm pretty sure having it made into a teddy bear will cost at least a thousand bux, so I'm probably going to have to decline. I really wish I had that kind of money, you know? It suxxx to be poor.

                Speaking of pregnancies, it was The Romanian Bitch'sTM last day before her maternity leave. Huzzah!!! Even though I work on the other side of the building now, this is still wonderful news. Because the farther that bitch is, the better. Amen.


                 
                 
                 


                 
                 
                 
                  
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